I used to hate attending family fun thingies before I got preggers. I used to hate insensitive, well meaning friends and acquaintances:
Insensitive: Oi! Buntis ka na?
Me: Naku, madam di pa po.
Insensitive A: Ang hina nyo naman!
Insensitive B: Darating din yan relaks lang!
Insensitive C: (Does not speak in return, but instead holds my hand squishes them, and look at me with pure pity)
Urgh! How I hate those three types! But, now I have Elijah. The center of my universe. So, carry na for me to attend those gatherings haha. But I still promise never to become any of those insensitive types. Now to a very important point.
Why do parents dress their children like wh*res? I mean, I know I sound so mean. But come on parents: children are only that young for a few years. Give them a break and DON’T dress them up in adult looking sl*tty dresses, high heels & make-up! And the dance. They dance like a-go-go dancers (I just revealed my age hehe).
Me: Ang arte nitong bata na ito. Ang sarap kurutin sa singit.
Hubby: Ang sama mo. Don’t be like that.
Me: Okay, I will keep my mouth shut. I-ba-blog ko nalang.